Before : Means When I was A little BOY Now : just , Now ==============[now,I will tell everyone in my QQ list who I am,and what I like]

Before;Favourite Thing I wanna Do : Play Computer Game(Espeicially Red;Counter Stike),Play Toy Block(Dream about everything) Now;Favourite Thing I wanna Do : Write The Programe(Of course,and Drawing , playing GUITAR)

Before;The Thing I still Remember and unforgetable : Reported The teacher Divine The Class , after then , She gave me a slap on face twice Now;The Thing I still Remember and unforgetable:*********(Can’t Tell U)

Before;My favourite Gender:Girl/Woman(Like playing with GIRLS) Now;My favourite Gender:None(I’m not LOVE with myself)

Before;Person ability : VERY OUT-GOING Now;Person ability : VERY SHY

Before;State of business : POOR now;State of business : NOT itch , NOT poor

Before;Favourite kind of movies : 3D Cartoons , The science Fication Film (Very Childish) , such as 快乐星球, Wall-E now;Favourite kind of movies : The science Fication Film (Realistic) , Fables , Horror Film , the film what very PH

Before;The crazy Thing : Compuer Games . now;The crazy Thing : Write The Computer Programe

Before;The Marks ability : Low now;The Marks ability : Low still

Before;Achievements : None (Had Much Computer Game Experience , Is it ?) now;Achievements :Can Create Sth by Using BIG SOFT .

Before;The most Reget Thing I did : now;

Before; now;

The text above is exactly as I typed it as a kid, broken English and all. Below is the same self-interview I later wrote out in Chinese — here translated into English.

The thing I most loved to do as a kid: playing computer games (especially Red Alert and Counter-Strike) and building with blocks (imagining anything and everything).

The thing I most love to do now: programming (instruments and sketching are in there too, of course).

The most unforgettable thing from childhood: I reported a teacher for taking over another class’s period, and got slapped across the face twice in front of the whole class.

The most unforgettable thing now: ******** (this is personal — forgive me for not saying).

My favorite gender as a kid: girls (I liked playing with girls).

My favorite gender now: neither into same-sex nor really interested in romance at all — I’m asexual (forgive me, my CPU just isn’t compatible with either).

My personality as a kid: outgoing.

My personality now: introverted.

My family’s finances as a kid: pretty bad; I could only amuse myself with my dog.

My family’s finances now: a middling household, neither rich nor poor — and that’s just fine.

My favorite kind of movie as a kid: 3D animation, sci-fi films with zero logic (like Happy Planet and Wall-E).

My favorite kind of movie now: grounded sci-fi that doesn’t overhype reality, grown-up fairy tales, horror, and films with real philosophy.

What I was most obsessed with as a kid: computer games.

What I’m most obsessed with now: forgive me, but the answer is programming.

My grades as a kid: terrible.

My grades now: still terrible.

My achievements as a kid: none (lots of gaming experience? does that count?).

My achievements now: I can create things using big professional software.

The thing I most regret doing as a kid: I once turned down a girl I now think was wonderful (I just didn’t get it back then).

What I most regret now: that I never learned any worthwhile skills as a kid.

What I thought of as the happiest thing as a kid: (this one needs some detail) ↓

  A laptop with a game called Warcraft on it. Next to the laptop: instant noodles, Qiaqia sunflower seeds, and a Coca-Cola. To the right of the laptop, a boxy old TV — not a flat screen — playing Detective Conan. The whole house to myself, my parents both out. No homework hanging over me. I’d play the game, and while it was loading, watch a bit of TV. When I’d played enough, I’d eat some noodles and sip a drink. When the game ended, I’d quickly grab the sunflower seeds and watch Detective Conan.

What I think of as the happiest thing now:   Sigh. There isn’t one. …………